Shashi Tharoor lost Parle G in Tea, BJP protest outside Mahua Moitra's House, Amit Shah to rip apart Tharoor's stomach to know the truth

On Auspicious day of Vijayadashmi, Shahi Tharoor was having some very imported costly Tea, and he decided to have Parle F biscuit to feel the nostalgia of his childhood. While Tharoor dipped the biscuit in his tea and was about to take the bite The Parle G biscuit broke into two parts and fell down in his tea. Shashi Tharoor first yelled on tea with words yet to be added into Oxford. Shashi later tired to dug up the fallen biscuit from his other half in hand and lost that one also into the Tea.

Soon the story was surfaced on X handle, which as per him was not posted by him and someone broke into his X account. Vishal Modi confirmed that he has no connection with Shashi’s Biscuit falling into the tea, he chose not to answer on hacking of his X account.  As this news garnered on other platforms, factionalism started on this issue.

Kejriwal said that the issue is serious. He and his workers wanted to go to search for the biscuits, but the Delhi Police stopped them on the way. As always, the Lieutenant Governor is not allowing the Aam Aadmi Party to work at the behest of the Centre. Ankit Lal even posted a photo of Kejriwal eating biscuits, which was created by photoshopping a photo of an American actor. Manish Sisodia, Jain & Sanjay Singh asked Kejriwal to send some Parle G biscuits to them into Jail and not enjoy all alone. Meanwhile ED said that they are preparing themselves to get Kejriwal arrested for using foreign actor’s photo to photoshop under FEMA & FERA laws.

When the issue became serious, Lalu and the media houses also jumped into the matter. Modi ji was surrounded from all sides. One press representative even said that if Modi ji is serious about the issue of missing biscuits, he should get a photo taken with the biscuits and post it on X. Lalu described the missing biscuits as minority biscuits, according to him; it was handmade biscuits using wheat flour. Since the Modi government came to power, they have been running a program to promote all-purpose flour biscuits. The disappearance of this minority biscuit involves the issue of Hindutva.

On this issue, BJP supporters, aka "Bhakts," started defending Modi ji. A contingent of Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh was sent from Nagpur to Mahua Moitra's house. BJP supporters posted her photo on social media and said that in the last 65 years during the Congress government, many biscuits went missing in tea, but at that time, no one made this an issue. When a person from a poor family became the Prime Minister, everyone is exaggerating this issue unnecessarily. Some BJP supporters asked Lalu and the media to raise their voice in favor of Parle biscuits made of flour, for which many generations sacrificed themselves by falling into tea. As of the time this article was written, OpIndia had written a counter article telling people that the accusation of being anti-flour on Modi ji is wrong because he himself supports Baba Ramdev's yoga and wheat flour biscuits. His party leader Hema Malini also promotes it on TV.

Mahua Moitra released a press statement saying that there is no involvement of her in this entire Biscuit scandal and eating Parle G Biscuit is so cattle class and something like this was not expected from Shashi Tharoor.

Taking cognizance of the matter, Home Amit Shah described the biscuits falling into the tea and going missing as a sad incident. Condemning the politics taking place on this matter, he announced compensation of Rs 11 to Shashi Tharoor and also suggest that biscuit should be named after him and suggested name was “Phushcar Biscuits” as they get pushed into the tea. Amit Shah also said that the investigation of this issue has now been handed over to the CBI, and if the CBI has to tear apart the stomach of Shashi Tharoor to bring out the truth, it will be torn apart, but the truth will come out. He ended his press conference by saying, "Parle G biscuits will be served during next India & Pakistan match."

Shashi Tharoor meanwhile exiled himself from India and vacationing in UK.

Note : Work of Fiction, Not a real NEWS.